tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-183520152011-11-20T06:50:03.626-08:00Dharmendra Kumar (Mediabharti Web Solutions)http://www.blogger.com/profile/02767410922430435503noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18352015.post-1130414819820456442005-10-27T05:05:00.000-07:002005-10-27T05:06:59.830-07:00A clever elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted, so she told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, an emerald bracelet and a gold Rolex."<br /><br />"But you're not wearing any of those things!" artist pointed out.<br /><br />"I know," she said. "It's in case I die before my husband. If he remarries right away, I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry." <br /><br /><a href="http://www.mediabharti.com/joke.htm">Back to Www.mediabharti.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/18352015-113041481982045644?l=enjoyjokes22.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dharmendra Kumar (Mediabharti Web Solutions)http://www.blogger.com/profile/02767410922430435503noreply@blogger.com0